What a female has a nice bottom, one would 'damn I'd slurp dat booty for dayz' but when a female has a bad bottom, one would say 'you couldn't pay me to put my tongue in that slurpy booty'

slurpy booty by Slurpybootyfolyfe August 15, 2015

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Slurping booty juice

Not the same as sucking ass and should never be don’t right after sucking ass.

Beta whore: I’m done sucking ass, now is my chance to slurp booty juice *dies*

Alpha pimp: I am saving slurping booty juice for a special occasion and will only commit to it once I have properly prepared and assessed the situation at hand *lives happy life*

Slurping booty juice by Monkeywitdrip November 30, 2020

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Booth Slumpers

Assholes that have no consideration for others sitting in the booth behind them before aggressively slumping down into their own booth.

Holy crap! Did you see how high I just jumped when those booth slumpers sat down?!

Booth Slumpers by Swanee River November 13, 2012

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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