boonwrecker

a person who just can’t seem to control themselves in any situation. This person is always fucking shit up and wrecking anything they see. This person doesn’t know how to treat people whom they have a relationship with, sexually or platonic. This person is typically a guy. A guy who doesn’t know how to speak kindly to his loved ones and fakes being nice to get what he wants. This guy wants to be nice but he just can’t. He cares about things but can’t care for very long and usually ends up wreckin it. He wants long term love and commitment, but doesn’t want to put the effort in. He feels as if everyone owes him something. He feel entitled, everywhere he goes and feels as if people should bow down to him in some respect. He hates working and feels as if money should just be given to him, so he usually wrecks every job he has and doesn’t take it seriously. He talks about of crap to people and says things, he later claims he doesn’t mean..... he means them, deep down. He has usually fucked up so much in his relationships, it’s hard to trust him. His friends think he’s loyal, but he is a hot head and usually loses his temper. Every other day he says he hates his life and wants nothing to do with anyone but then always wonders why no one wants to be Associated with him. He can be a genuinely great guy, but mostly in his own head, which makes him wreck shit. He can be funny and very sexual. He fucks anything and everything and wrecks everything up!

“man! that guy is a real boonwrecker”
“I really liked this guy, but I just realized he’s a boonwrecker”

“wow! He’s such a boonwrecker”

by eriol June 7, 2021

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Browrecker

A woman (usually trashy) who comes between two bros, either by:

a) fucking both bros

1. at the same time
or

2. within the healing period of one bro
b) deviously plotting or succeeding in breaking up a bromance.

Browrecker:

Bro 1: I'm so excited to go fuck that girl, Chastity tonight

Bro 2: Chastity? That girl broke my heart after that three way gang bang we had last weekend.

by Wr3cked November 10, 2010

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