A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.
See also Bonsai Kitty.
See also Bonsai Kitty.
Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut
Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut
Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.
by computercat682 February 4, 2015
You have a lot of trees in your yard. Most of them are pretty big but that one over there is nothing more then I Bonsai Douche!
by ducknukem2999 December 9, 2008
by Mrchipper May 16, 2010
Person1: you suck
Person2: you have bonsai cock and balls
Person2: you have bonsai cock and balls
by fishface1234567890 March 21, 2007
The local taskforce designated to find and release Bonsai Kitty from captivity into the wild. Usually still in their jar shape formation
"This is the BKP, If you know of any Bonsai Kitty in your area please dont hesitate to call us. Thank You!"
by {[BKP]} December 10, 2003
When you tend to a relationship in order to keep expectations and situation the same (as opposed to cultivating and nourishing a relationship). A bonsai-ing relationship will stay exactly the same.
by Bonsaimaster October 14, 2018