Definitions by Mrchipper

bonsai mother-fucker

A term used to describe a moment of excitement

Joe just won 1500 dollars on the blackjack table and yells " Bonsai mother-fucker"

bonsai mother-fucker by Mrchipper May 16, 2010

bull riding 

The act of finding the fattest woman to fuck: fuck her doggy-style and wrap your arms around her if you can; then whisper in her ear "you are the fattest bitch that I have ever fucked"; and hold on for the ride.

That fat bitch deserves a good bull riding.

bull riding by Mrchipper May 15, 2010