Bono is a perfect match with a girl named Morgan. Bono's are normally very short and hot. He also has a youtube channel that is kind of cringe but his girlfriend supports him. When they hug he's so short that his face is in her chest.
Mikael: I sure wish i was bono
Karson: me 2
Takumi: same
by mucia January 31, 2018
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Fat sanctimonious cunt from U2.

On an level with Bob Geldof in the "self righteous wanker" category.
Oh fuck. That prick Bono is coming to try and coerce you into giving your hard earned money over to the third world...
by ashley9505 September 08, 2009
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The living proof that Darwin's theory of the Survival of the Fittest doesn't apply in our modern era.
1. I wonder if Bono would've caused so much hype back in the dark ages...

2. Bono is a douchebag.
by Noum's evil twin September 30, 2008
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The 2nd largest peice of crap in the world. weighs over 80 kurics. As seen in South Park
Bono didnt take the worlds largest crap his is the world largests crap
by Tyler Parizek October 14, 2007
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The biggest Irish narcissist you will ever have the displeasure of coming across in your life. Not only is he the frontman of U2, he's decidedly the most irritating political know-it-all you'll ever see, plus he couldn't wedge himself any further up Bob Geldof's arse is he tried. And he can't count in Spanish properly.
"Who is that eejit?" "Oh, that's Bono."

"Uno, dos, tres, catorce..."
by Posh Birds Do It Best September 05, 2009
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an under developed male, usually found in the presence of politicians,starving children and supermodels.
has a compulsion to save the world,
also a verb; to do a "bono"
David Furnish;hey look at all those starving earwigs, we should do a bono
Elton; nah, fuck em
by kirsty November 19, 2003
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