Bono

Another word for both the literal and the slang terms for shit.

U2 are really Bono!
Man, you're Bono at thinking.
I'm going for a Bono, might take a while.

by Bono February 16, 2005

The 2nd largest peice of crap in the world. weighs over 80 kurics. As seen in South Park

Bono didnt take the worlds largest crap his is the world largests crap

by Tyler Parizek October 15, 2007

See: Smug

The world would be a better place if he volunteered to have medical experiments performed on him.

by Everyone March 26, 2003

When you poop in the shower, then stomp the warm turd down the drain

“I’ll be out in a minute, just gotta finish up this Bono”

“The bathroom always smells worse when the steam carries the Bono”

by Babyfarts mageesax September 17, 2019

Beat off nod off. Self fulfillment followed by a little nap.

I had a quick bono before I could even think about going out last night.

by Bloominagain November 27, 2022

A term used to describe an erection at the most inappropriate time.

Combination of the word "boner" and the expression "oh, no!"

Woah, I had a bono yesterday while talking to my friend's mom. Very Awkward!

by Dr. Curmudgeon June 21, 2019

These is an expression for pun intended jokes also known as dry jokes.Mostly used by students from Moi Educational Center.

Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

BONO!

by 254hunnie May 17, 2019