bong goggles 

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting

I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.

bong goggles by grasshiphopper November 29, 2014

Bondgoggles 

When a guy imagines himself to be a suave, sophisticated man about town after a few drinks.

After drinking six Vesper Martinis and peeing in his rented tux, he had Bondgoggles so bad that he started to refer to his apartment as "the villa".

Bondgoggles by Ramblingvine July 21, 2009