People who enjoy kicking other people in the privates.Please note, these people want to kick the cock, not the balls.
Dear Points of View,
I was very unhappy after I watched Bonekickers on BBC1 last night.As the programmes title suggests, I expected to see at least one of the shows stars boot someone in the trouser-snake. But to my disbelief and horror, not oneperson was kicked in the pecker. Please rectify(erectify).
People who enjoy kicking other people in the privates.Please note, these people want to kick the cock, not the balls.
Dear Points of View,
I was very unhappy after I watched Bonekickers on BBC1 last night.As the programmes title suggests, I expected to see at least one of the shows stars boot someone in the trouser-snake. But to my disbelief and horror, not oneperson was kicked in the pecker. Please rectify(erectify).
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.