by Petey B October 25, 2004
DAMN! With all these girls in the pool, I'm getting the biggest Bon Jovi ever.
I'm getting a Bon Jovi just thinkin about that girl's angel ass.
I'm getting a Bon Jovi just thinkin about that girl's angel ass.
by Sean Manning June 06, 2007
a kick ass rock band, whose twenty year career spawned 5 number one singles and eleven top ten hits, fourteen albums and sold one hundred million records. the band members are: lead singer, jon bon jovi. lead guitars, richie sambora. keyboards & pianos, david bryan. drums/percussion, tico torres. bass guitar, hugh mcdonald. (formerly alec john such)
by JoviJava September 17, 2005
As a verb, to "Bon Jovi" someone is to completely humiliate them either by their stupid actions or by your superior actions.
In modern cyber/text message language, to "Bon Jovi" someone is to completely pwn them, most often through some humiliating action.
In modern cyber/text message language, to "Bon Jovi" someone is to completely pwn them, most often through some humiliating action.
by Montag Delorean September 23, 2005
To be halfway to a destination.
Referring to lyrics of a Bon Jovi song, Livin' on a Prayer.
("We're halfway there, livin' on a prayer")
Referring to lyrics of a Bon Jovi song, Livin' on a Prayer.
("We're halfway there, livin' on a prayer")
Stan: How close to your goal are you?
Carly: I'm almost Bon Jovi.
Carly: How far have we walked?
Stan: We're Bon Jovi.
Carly: I'm almost Bon Jovi.
Carly: How far have we walked?
Stan: We're Bon Jovi.
by C. Ories November 02, 2006
A transvestite that has attempted too many times to release a good album, let alone a good song. Is a disgrace to the face of humanity and rock and roll. Sold his/her soul to the devil and owns a shitty Arena Football team that nobody gives a shit about.
by jpbdfreemo July 12, 2006
"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."
by Jo Mo October 26, 2005