Bolton

With reference to the inherent tragedy of Michael Bolton's musical compositions. Used as a metaphor for everyday misfortune.

eg: 1
'I lost my job today...'
'Sorry to hear that, it's so Bolton.'

by Hoochiemudlow June 13, 2007

boltonize

To receive the power and blessing of the voice of the great Michael Bolton. It has the effect of making some things juicier and easing headaches.

This apple is bland.
Boltonize it.

by skeevy December 18, 2013

Bolton

The Moustache equivalent of a dingleberry. Also Trump's National Security Advisor.

Trump: This Bolton is making me itchy. Itchy to start a nuclear war.

by RandoCalrissian'sBlaster March 23, 2018

Troy Bolton

A Sexually act where as you and your partner are preparing for oral sex just as they open there mouth you yell "GET'CHA, GET'CHA, GET'CHA HEAD IN THE GAME" and push there face towards your genitalia

Man 1: Hey I heard you got head from that girl last night
Man 2: Yeah man i pull a Troy Bolton on her

by TheRedHood November 30, 2017

Bolton Shuffle

Verb; an involuntary movement resulting from a barrage of random alcoholic beverages.

Jason drank too many beers now he is doing the Bolton Shuffle.

by Hank the tank September 6, 2013

Bolton donut

The act of one man crushing the facial region of a streeter with one blow, causing what can only be described as an inverted asshole. Which resembles a kid pushing his finger through a jelly-filled donut. The aftermath renders the streeter incapable of social society activities, therefore rendering his dickticular skills useless.

"Jeremiah gave Rick a punishing Bolton donut last night, we'll have to see him after the facial reconstruction surgery. His dickticular will never be the same."

by Hatinsteve May 26, 2012

michael bolton

No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....

"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"

by Sky December 27, 2003