boined 

when you are burnt really bad and the only way to discribe it is boined. when you are boined you are fucked up

damn the wasnt a burn that was a boin
not burn boined

boined by LIL RED April 30, 2006

Getting Boined

Being tricked into adding someone on facebook you dont even know.

I added this guy on facebook I didn't even know, I guess I just got Boined.

I totally got Boined the other night on facebook

You will soon be getting Boined

Getting Boined by nonsuch11 February 7, 2010

boiled goose 

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.

Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.

boiled goose by margoleilaman April 3, 2009

über boned 

Royally screwed, significantly fucked, boned in the ass, so screwed, shafted, totally fucked

Those guys are either going to kill you or use you as bait, either way you're über boned.

über boned by RyNb83 February 4, 2014

Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.

Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned

Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

Hard Boiled Bitch 

Someone angry and feeling small or insignificant. A person with small feelings but angry about their feelings of insecurity.

"You know what, Andrew? You're acting like a Hard Boiled Bitch today"

"He's in the bathroom crying like a Hard Boiled Bitch. He's been in there for 20 minutes now"

Hard Boiled Bitch by nowwordsgohere April 25, 2017

Boifed 

When the Girl isn't single; she has a Boyfriend.

* to be boifed. Adjective

1. Peter: Dude she must be boifed?
Lee: Standard.

Boifed by Lorenzo 2k11 December 18, 2011