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booblightenment 

The state of being when one has touched enough boobs in his or her lifetime to divide by zero and destroy the universe.
"What happened to the universe?

"Haven't you heard? Alex reached booblightenment."

"Wow. That sucks. I just started to enjoy living, too."

"I guess we shouldn't have brought him to that party...or that funeral...or that bar-mitzvah..."

"Or that daycare center."
Related Words

booaight 

a word used when you don't know what to say
Carla: who's talkin to josh df
Josh: booaight
booaight by thottianna August 31, 2014

Bootights 

A performance sock attached to fashionable woman's hosiery/tights. (helps keep feet warm in your boots without compromising style)

Ladies fashion accessory that was recently named one of the top fashion finds for 2011 by Oprah Winfrey and her staff.
Please see www.bootights.com
Bootights by nak385 March 2, 2011
Gettin a hoe to give you oral pleasure by puttin your wang in her mouth.
Vicky, why don't you bobonit?
Alanna bobonit for chris.
Evan wants you to bobonit.
Bobonit by xtuffxtitsx April 29, 2008

Booblight 

An alluring accessory used by a human female in an attempt to get men to blow all of their cash on buying her drinks. This controversial tactic has led to many bars outlawing the lights and removing women from facilities for their use.
Dude, I thought I was all tough and cool sitting alone at the bar with my Tri-Force tattoo, but then this girl showed up with booblights and now my wallet is empty.
Booblight by firts girl March 23, 2011
A night where a bunch of bros hang out at one or all of their houses. It's not a true bronight without some ganja.
That was a crazy bronight!
Bronight by Reawr August 5, 2010