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Bobby joe
Bobby joe by John Cienna April 15, 2018
Bobby Joe
REALLY HOT BIG BALLS, NO QUESTION. HAIRY IN PLACES. LIVES ON A COUNTRY SIDE IN ALABAMA. LOVES HIS SISTER. HAS ALL THE BOOBIES.
Bobby Joe by cocksuckerninethousand April 25, 2022
Bobby Joe
Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.
Bobby Joe by The Duke Protection Society December 28, 2023
Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter
bobba joe
A weird girl/boy who needs to go to therapy. They have the best friends and have no artistic ability
bobba joe by Dagoat.129 January 5, 2017
bobbyjoedoodle
bobbyjoedoodle by MonthlyKills April 27, 2019
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.