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bob and weave 

Refers to a man who has such an extraordinary weave that they refer to not only him but also his hair as well.
His hair is so sick that they have to refer to it and make sure people know that bob AND his weave are coming over to the house.
--Trivia--
The weave is not commonly worn by people named 'Bob'.
Bob is a very white name, and weaves are generally kind of an ethnic hairpiece.
"Are Bob and Weave both gonna be be at the party tonight?"
"Bob AND his weave are both coming over to the party."
"Yo, Dude! Jeff and Pompadour are coming over!"
Person A: "Bob."
Person B: "Hold up, is he gonna be bringing his weave too?"
Person A: "Bob doesn't go anywhere without his weave, dude."
bob and weave by BigChugnite June 12, 2021
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bob and weave 

What females do when they suck a brotha's dick just to be doing it and to get it over with. Kissin, peckinand lickin without ever actually suckin that dick
Man, last night this hoe said she was going to give me some head and all she did was bob and weave on my dick for 10 minutes before i just bent that shit over.
bob and weave by lolalana May 5, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016