A heavenlyale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords brew. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance
Jesus of Nazareth (who was halfScotby the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.
That one fat kid on your baseball team that thinks he’s good at everything but in reality he can’t hit shit.
That bnshaw couldn’t hit the moon with a bat
Kind of a legendary prospect also because he’s something ridiculous