blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

by Flying Fandango March 12, 2006

blunderbuss

a person regarded as clumsy and stupid; an insensitive, blundering person

that smelly irish kid living in 6c4 is a real blunderbuss

by Brett Ouimet April 18, 2007

Blunderbuss

When you shit so violently that you scatter fecal matter over the back of the toilet bowl

I went to your mom's and Blunderbuss her toilet

by tripp3344 April 14, 2022

Blunderbuss

while having sex and without warning, one person stands up, shits in their own hand, and throws it at the other.

I surprised her last night with a blunderbuss.

by acmesmith April 9, 2005

blunderbusses

A pair of extremely large breasts, particularly ones that are disproportionate to the rest of the woman's body.

Have you seen Kelly? She's a tiny girl, but man, she's got a pair of blunderbusses on her like you wouldn't believe!

by M-M-B May 30, 2008

blunderbuss

An uncharacteristic error, usually made by the goalkeeper or defensive line whilst playing FIFA that generally leads to conceding a goal.

Guy 1: Check out this awesome backheel to my keeper...
Guy 2: Haa burrrn! Blunderbuss! Blunderbuss! You've got a one way ticket on the Blunder Bus.
Guy 2: Eat a dick.

by dom January 22, 2013

Blunderbuss

1:A Big Ass Mofuckin Gat
2:A gun capable of relieving fools without much aimin

Honky#1:Damn, look at dat playa's gat!!
Honky#2:Dat ain't no gat that's a blunderbuss foo!! Run Bitch Run!!

by Drew January 16, 2003