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A blumpkin is when a guy is sitting on the toilet taking a shit while simultaneously receiving dome from a girl
Kyle-"Yoo ryan how was last night with sarah?"

Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me dome when i was shitting!!!"

Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?"

Ryan-"exactly"
by Tre Bay Locc Dogg September 18, 2009
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Taking a shit, while a girl is giving you oral sex, or blowjob.
Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit!!"
by LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK January 30, 2009
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getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a number two.
I got a blumpkin the other night after I ate some taco bell. We both needed toilet paper.
by peatmoss941 July 29, 2008
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gettin a blowjob while takin a shit on the can
variations: kumpkin trumpkin
tht goddamn whore charges extra for blumpkin if ya shit rlly stanks
by cawlahmawtee/bambee/loya May 28, 2009
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Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.
Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.
by Ben Yaass Dover August 04, 2018
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