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When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.
Jimmy had a great bout of blumpkin the other day with his grandmother
by Burlybear Bananahammock August 03, 2008
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While a man is taking a poop and his partner proceeds to give him a blowjob.
"Hey, I really need to go to the bathroom." "Sweet! Can I come give you a blumpkin?!"
by D Lee052708 May 20, 2009
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When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.
Blumpkin
by xAFx Parrott July 10, 2010
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Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.
By George, Penelope, I do believe I've just been corn holed by a Blumpkin!
by Loremann February 10, 2012
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