blowjob artist 

An artisian who sucks dick like they invented the craft

That bitch has sucked so many miles of dick she is a bona fide blowjob artist

blowjob artist by Tommy & Kelly, inspired by Tencia August 29, 2008

Blowjob artist 

A woman who sucks cock like a professional.

Man, that bitch is a blowjob artist.

Blowjob artist by DeanNJ March 9, 2007

blowjob artist 

Person who has become expert in providing a blowjob. This is actually a more sophisticated skill than many girls realize.

Alphonse: You are a real blowjob artist Frankie.
Frankie DJ: Thank you, I'm sorry for talking with my mouth full.

blowjob artist by Truthmaster October 4, 2006

blowjob artist 

Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."

"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."

"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."

blowjob artist by Jackson "Bernabo" Wainwright March 19, 2007

Nazi Blowjob Artist 

1. A full-blown Nazi sympathizer with no shame — the kind who sees fascism and gets hard.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.

Jim graduated high school and went straight to the factory with the rest of those fascist fanboys. They gather like it’s a Hitler-themed circle jerk — and frankly, we’re all tired of Jim being a full-time Nazi Blowjob Artist.

Nazi Blowjob Artist by Jayley Weathers March 30, 2025

Blow Job Artist (BJA) 

a woman who is particularly excellent at blow jobs

that girl last night gave me the best blow job ever. as if i were getting head from a vacuum. i do believe she was a Blow Job Artist (BJA).

Blow Job Artist (BJA) by quabbtwabbler May 24, 2011