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Blowing kisses 

The act of recovering from such a massive dookey that your anus convulsives, mimmicking the act of blowing kisses.
That is the last time I eat that much food, after I took a shit my ass was blowing kisses for 20 minutes.
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blowing kisses 

Me: I've been blowing kisses since I ate that Taco Hell.

Coworker: That shit pwned you, doggy.
blowing kisses by spectacles October 8, 2008

blowing kisses 

when a girl is chillen and sitting on the couch in her underwear. Then she moves and slightly shifts her underwear, and exposing herself..

if her vagina slips out of her underwear she is blowing kisses
oops! sorry i just blew a kiss

hey friend, your blowing kisses!
blowing kisses by LifeofG October 3, 2012

Rims Blowin Kisses 

When A rim shines and throws off a shine or sparkle.
Got dem rims Blowin Kisses.
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