Blow drier

A person who answers phone all day.

This guy works as a customer service and he's a blow drier.

by Vanilla12345 October 16, 2008

North Korean blow drier

When you expose your own feces to another one's hair and dry it down so it gets all crusty and shit.

yeah son ima give you a north korean blow drier

by conrpaintsniff February 22, 2011

blow dryer poopie

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.

I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.

by Gajapidi March 18, 2014

boston blow dryer

when you are getting a blowjob and you jizz on her face then you quickly roll over and fart in her face there fore blow drying the jizz off of her face

jessica felt very ashamed after alex boston blow dryer the jizz off her face

by derek kelly blow dryer June 8, 2011

St. Louis Blow Dryer

When a person farts into a plastic bag during sexual intercourse, then pops it in the face of there partner.

Baby, I have a garbage bag under the sink. Can you give me a St. Louis Blow dryer

by Danny St. Louis Blow Dryer October 20, 2017

blow dryer

The act of literally blowing air onto a guy's penis, because his stupid girlfriend thinks that's what blowjob means.

"Yo, I heard she gave you a blowjob last night!"
"Yeah, about that... she actually gave me a blow dryer."

by Mr. Eko July 24, 2008

Blow-dried cow

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.

"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"

by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020