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Bloodcock 

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.
Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

Bloodborne 

The most awesomely amazing game ever created by human kind. I mean seriously fucking werewolves AND aliens! what more do you want?
Great to play with casuals because they die a lot and you can laugh at them.
Seriously, why are you still here? go buy this friggin game
A: Bloodborne is amazing
B: I have a PC tho
A: lol scrub

Bloodborne 

A game made by "hide your tacos" Miyazaki in which your goal is to escape Britain, but you only manage to do that in one of the endings. In this game you fight goobers like: the brick troll, that motherfucker outside Laurence, those two shitwhales in hamlet and the ẃ̵̟͂̃ỉ̶̪͝ͅn̵̺̈̉t ͈̮̩́̒̅e̵̺̫̹̎͌r̶̯̰̅ ̡̖̄̈́̕l̴̪̕͠a ̲̎̀͂n ̞̝͌t ͇̭̹͌̾e ̮̊r̶̟̝̊̐n ̬̼̟̔s̴̡̳̑. In the game you walk through areas like: London, hell, Dublin AND EVEN CELTIC BURIAL GROUNDS! Unlike other games bosses aren't just hard, they're a dickflattening CBT session which happens like clockwork, except the goddamn witches of hemwick, but we don't talk about them. We don't talk about Micolash either... Marry me please Micolash... Anyways, in bloodborne the goal is eating babies, their umbillical chords, injecting yourself with HIV blood, getting banished to the ninth dimension by t ̱͇̪̑h̶͓̰̖̙̪͈̀͊̓̎̾e̵̤̯͇̍ ̨̔̈̊͋̈́͘͠a̴̰͚̐̈́̋̄͘ḿ̴̨͎̹͖̫̭͂̾̚ͅy ̨̗̱͓͌̔͘g̶̼͖̈́d ̛̲͈̟͉͍̠̀͛̇͛̓̿̚ã̴̤̖̎͆͘ľ̵͍͇̳͆̍̈́̽̑̚a ̧̧̯̜̥̤͋͊̿̀͑š̴̞̠͖̪̖̲̚͝, not having sex with gerhman, not dying and last but not least... fisting pigs. Oh yeah, you can do that. After traveling to Unlondon you unlock the powerful ability to give pigs a violent prostate exam. Be sure to check out the cum dungeon for free cum.
Enlightened 1: a ̨̍š̴̬ ̞̃s̴͇͘a ̟̎i ̾͜d̶̤͛ ̼̔ĩ̴̩n̶͔͒ ̶̡̿Bloodborne .̴̲͠.̵̯̊.̵̰͗ ̡̉g ͚̍a̴͇͆i ͙̈́n ̜͊ ̴̻̊m̶̝̆o̴͉̅r ̱̏ẹ̶͒ ̵͕̑ě̵̝y̵̡̆e ̣̇s̵̬͊
Enlightened 2: Y ̡̧̧̛̮̜̤̙͓̞̱̝̱̽̊̆͋̓̿̈̀̊̊̋̿̅̔̔́͌̄̉͂̈͂̿̌͐̈́͒̅̃̈́̂̓̓̈́̾̆̀̒̃͂̿͆̎̃̀̏͊̍͋̒̍̍̎̑͘̕͘̕͠͝͠e ̛͍̲̳̱̤̮̩̯͈͕̳͎̬͆͛́͌́̍̌̀̏̂͑̂̿̓̀̋̀́͐̽̾̆̓͌͋̔̌̓́͒͋̊̋͋͐͊̍̎͋̒͋̐̕̕̚̕͘͠ͅͅs ̢̲̰͓̭͓̹͎̩̫̤̣͎̱͇̍̀̀̒̉̉͑̋͑͆̏̄̃͌̾̔̉̊̄̋̈͂̀̏͑͂́͒̏̍̋͑͘͝͝͝͝ ̛̟͙͇͈̠͈͍̭͕̰̖̯̭̱͈̬̟̮̳̳̾̾́̄̊͑̾̏̓̀͜͜ͅm ̛̛̛̛͙̱̺̥̘̜̝̘̩̥̜̙̔̆̂̍̒̄̉͊̀̐́̂͋̔̽̐͗̂̓́̎͌̇̀̾̽̈́̈̊̂̈́̂́̋̃̄͆̏̿̽̎̈́͑̏̀͑̋̿͒̒̍̿̕̚̚͘̕̕̕͝͠͝͝͠y ̨̢̡̡̨̨̛̬͕̼̠͙̦̪̖͓̼͖̬̠̞͙̳͔̯̪̯̺̞̻̙͎̟̰̮̹̙̤̭͙͙̖̖̝͊͂̏̅͒̈̄̇̀͛͂̅̽̐̿͑̾̋̾͛̇̈̇͛̀̓̽̈́̂̈́̎̒́͒͛̆̋̚̕͘̕͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅ ̛̱̝̪̜͍̬͆̏̎̾̉͌̓̈́͛͛͂̒̑́͐̄́̑̃̊̓̽̋̂̽͊̽́͒͋̽͛̀̾̀̑́̚͝m̴̢̢̡̨̡̨̧̨̗̼̼̗̠̰̗͕͕͕͕̬̮̳̥̜̮͙̲̩͙̦̭̭͕̦̰̰̲̫̩̮̤̥͇̮͖͍͓̩̘̪̤̺̟͎͍̥͙̮̯͇̗͎̗͎̜̮̗̜̐̏̓͂̿̓̇̎̄͑̓̋̓͛̍̊̂̐̏̒̊́͑̎̉̀̎̚͘͜͜͜͝ͅa ̨̡̛̱͉̯͍̬̥̙̰̱̭̻̞̪͎̱͓͕̹͉̈́͌̇̋̑̈́̅͑͂̀̉̃̋̔͂̐͂̇͆͘͜͜͠s̵̨̢̧̗̻͇̤̝͉̫̙̻̖̤͍̗̜͎͔̖̠͙̙̤̤͉̞̤͇̠͇̙̞͎͓̰̮̠̟̟͈̖̫̲̹̗̲̫̣̺͔̑̓̿͊́̈́̎̏̐̍͂̂̏̀͒̈́͛̔̅̚̚̕͜͜͠͠t ̨̛̛̛̦͚̗̻̼̹͔̙̖͔̳̠̋̀̆͂̑̉̏͗̏̈́̌̔̊̈́̀̅̾̑̑̈̀̄͒̓͌͛̀͋̈̀̒̆́̊̐̓̀̓̉͒͑̄̀̾̀͊͐̈̏͌̅̓̈̃̋̾̀̕̕̕̚͘̕͜͠͝͠ͅȩ̵̡̖̭͇͓̬͈̗̭̙̪̖͉͙͙͎̤͎̰̮̠̰̥̰͉̜̥̮̤̥̦̞͎̳̙̣̗̬̭̜̲͕͍͙͖̙̩͈̖̍́́͐̿́̈́͛͜͝ͅr ̨̨̧̢̢̢̛̛̯̹͍͈͍̲̟͎͈̠̠̞̩̩̰̱̻̲͕͕͇̗̭̪̩̞̜̰͎̰̘͚͓͙̹̪̖̳̬̠̗̲̝͈̖̥̱̟̭̥̺̝͓͕͉̻̠̖̻͊̃̀͋͐̊̿̾̀̂͆̉͐̒̾̋͂͒̐̉̄͂́̓̈́͊̐̑̀́̔̈͋̌͑̍̃͑̚͜͜͝͠ͅ. ̧̢̧̢̨̧̛̱̱̻̻̜͈͎̭͕͇̤̟̖͓̖̗̥̝̫̭̥̮̰͓͕͈̭͙͔̻̻̥̪̼͈͉̹͇͉̳̰͍̭̾̈́̔͆͋̂̃̌̄͋̑͂͐͆̈́́̋̉̈̌̃͌̓̅͂̃͂̓̀͘͘͝͠ͅͅͅ ̧̢̨̢̨̛̛̤̦͖͚̻̞̲̺̜̮͉̖͖̗͎̦̫̤̏̽͊́͂͛̓̈́̊̈̈̈́͂̋̇͐́͒̌͌͊͊̓̈́͘̕͝

Blondorexia

A condition where someone has hair dyschromia; the inability to see the true color of their hair. They will often bleach it to the point where it becomes frizzy and breaks off, and still not be satisfied.

This condition often goes hand in hand with Tanorexia.
"Omg, did you see that frazzed hair? She is totally Blondorexic!"

"That's a total case of Blondorexia. It's practically white!"
Blondorexia by artistenoire September 25, 2008

Bloodborne 

Bloodborne is better than Dark Souls
Bloodborne by Bladikai September 12, 2021

Brodcore 

An adjective to discribe an act or a person that attempts to look badass and/or hardcore, but instead looks showy, pretenious and lame.
(Brod): I just took 3E's and went driving with marty! Its was Insane!!
Muff: But didnt you shit your self? and those E's Mick gave you were painadole!
(Brod): oh
Tom: YOUR so Brodcore!!!
Brodcore by jackamuff November 11, 2008