bloodan 

Drug addict with a tendency to do a little bit of engineering on the side.

Example:
Person1: wow look a high woman doing maps

Person2: yeah its a bloodan

bloodan by Andaleb November 22, 2021

Bloodafriend 

someone who is your bestfriend. bestfriend bff

Alivia and Breonna are bloodafriends.

Bloodafriend by breg March 3, 2019

bloodninja 

The screen name for some guy who used to go around asking unsuspecting girls to cyber, and then would gradually piss them off more and more as the conversation went on. His creativeness and unique comedic style is what has turned him into an internet legend.

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

bloodninja by gvb March 23, 2005

Blooda 

blooda

Popularized by the song Bloodas by Tee Grizzley & Lil Durk, Blooda is simply a reference to a homie you consider your brother. Though y'all aren't necessarily family, y'all might as well be blood brothers.

-You know this nigga?
- Hell yeah, that's my mofuckin' blooda. Been riding with this nigga my whole life.

Blooda by A$APJaCoB December 9, 2017

Bloodnstuff 

Kick ass band right outta Minneapolis, Minnesota with a unique and large sound coming from only two people!! With the crazy and heavy riffs, to the driving sound pounding from the drums, the two-piece will blow your face off!!

Ed Holmberg- Guitar, Vocals
Dylan Gouert- Drums

" Dude were you at the bloodnstuff concert last night?"
"Yeah bro they killed it!! Great sound!"

Bloodnstuff by Punk/metal October 11, 2013

bloodnanny 

A blood nanny is someone that makes you really enraged and annoyed because they did something to you for no reason

OMG what an absouloute bloodnanny i was minding my own business and they just killed me on fortnite for no reason!

bloodnanny by lemongrab April 4, 2020

BloodNinja 

1. The funniest ninja that ever lived. He likes vegetables and knows there is nothing more serious than a rhino staring you down.

1. Blood ninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

BloodNinja by Not Blood Ninja February 1, 2010