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When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones

"Hey john, why are you making that face?"

"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"

blood shart by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

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bloosharted

A state of flatulence in which the individual (or animal) exudes the combination of blood, fecal matter and gas.

Mary: Excuse me I need to change my dungarees.

Elphaba: Heavens! What is that ghastly odor?

Mary: Too many choco-tacos for one hot dame. *whispers* I bloosharted.

bloosharted by bungalocarl May 6, 2014

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BloodShark

A soon to be jetpack.
A type of jetpack the military will use. It is able to fly very long distances

Sir. We have a new BloodShark that needs testing.
We'll find someone who wants to fly.

BloodShark by Some__one__ September 8, 2021

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Bloodshark

a Cisgender person who is overly defensive and celebratory of Transgender behaviour and ideology, usually in a performative or virtue-signalling way. Will sometimes defend trannies and "trans rights" even when not in the presence of a tranny, or anybody who would look positively on them for doing so. A play on words of "Mudshark", the blood being that of a tranny's axe wound.

"I saw Stacey post a trans flag on her insta story, she's such a Bloodshark".

Bloodshark by TableGrables August 8, 2025

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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