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blood shart 

When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones
"Hey john, why are you making that face?"

"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"
blood shart by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
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bloosharted 

A state of flatulence in which the individual (or animal) exudes the combination of blood, fecal matter and gas.
Mary: Excuse me I need to change my dungarees.

Elphaba: Heavens! What is that ghastly odor?

Mary: Too many choco-tacos for one hot dame. *whispers* I bloosharted.
bloosharted by bungalocarl May 6, 2014

BloodShark 

A soon to be jetpack.
A type of jetpack the military will use. It is able to fly very long distances
Sir. We have a new BloodShark that needs testing.
We'll find someone who wants to fly.
BloodShark by Some__one__ September 8, 2021

Bloodshark 

a Cisgender person who is overly defensive and celebratory of Transgender behaviour and ideology, usually in a performative or virtue-signalling way. Will sometimes defend trannies and "trans rights" even when not in the presence of a tranny, or anybody who would look positively on them for doing so. A play on words of "Mudshark", the blood being that of a tranny's axe wound.
"I saw Stacey post a trans flag on her insta story, she's such a Bloodshark".
Bloodshark by TableGrables August 8, 2025
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