blood shart

When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones

"Hey john, why are you making that face?"

"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"

blood shart by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

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bloosharted

A state of flatulence in which the individual (or animal) exudes the combination of blood, fecal matter and gas.

Mary: Excuse me I need to change my dungarees.

Elphaba: Heavens! What is that ghastly odor?

Mary: Too many choco-tacos for one hot dame. *whispers* I bloosharted.

bloosharted by bungalocarl May 6, 2014

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BloodShark

A soon to be jetpack.
A type of jetpack the military will use. It is able to fly very long distances

Sir. We have a new BloodShark that needs testing.
We'll find someone who wants to fly.

BloodShark by Some__one__ September 8, 2021

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Bloodshark

a Cisgender person who is overly defensive and celebratory of Transgender behaviour and ideology, usually in a performative or virtue-signalling way. Will sometimes defend trannies and "trans rights" even when not in the presence of a tranny, or anybody who would look positively on them for doing so. A play on words of "Mudshark", the blood being that of a tranny's axe wound.

"I saw Stacey post a trans flag on her insta story, she's such a Bloodshark".

Bloodshark by TableGrables August 8, 2025

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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