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blonde theory

the theeory that men will choose a dumb blonde woman over a smart, educated woman.
Cheerleaders are perfect examples of the blonde theory.
by Celia J July 23, 2008
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blonde theory

The theory that when a member of the male gender automatically looks at the body of a female with blonde hair. And in return, she is automatically more attractive than a brunette or any other hair color counterpart.
Guy 1: Hey bro, did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Hell yeah man! Blonde theory?
Guy 1: Blonde theory!
by TheBlondeTheory35 October 7, 2011
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Blonde Hair Rapper Theory

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.
When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.
by lilboogieface September 21, 2025
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