Blind as a bat

Used to say how person can be so non receptive

Dang.... i was as blind as a bat today

Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you

Babyface is as blind as a bat

Blind as a bat by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016

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Blind as a bat

1. Old wive's phrase for one who is of poor eyesight. Actually a common misconception, as most bats (of the mammalian sort) have better eyesight than the average healthy human being.

"Hey four-eyes! You're as blind as a bat!" - Stupid Jock

Blind as a bat by Track-10 January 14, 2003

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as blind as a bat

It is saying that you have the vision of a bat.

"you're as blind as a bat"

as blind as a bat by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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