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Beshemoth 

1

A beshemoth is a large, tall woman that is built like a brick shithouse. The feminine verson of "behemoth".

2

A woman of that stature that behaves like she was subjected to an unwanted chili-powder enema.
I was trying to get into the bathroom at the concert but the beshemoth of a security guard was blocking it!!!!
Beshemoth by LordKOTL February 21, 2005
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Bleshmikies 

1. A word used when one is excited, let down, upset e.t.c
2. Another word for words like "ugh", "jeeze", "blah"
1. "I got a D on my test! Bleshmikies!"
2. Person 1: "How you feelin' today?(:"

Person 2: "Bleshmikies!"
Bleshmikies by I be eskimo March 7, 2011

blessemistic 

Like a pure aetheist mode of no belief or faint regard of positivity of energy or spiritual power in life.
Street Preacher -: “Praise praise people!The light external to our true self is no more less connected than the internal as is the moon to the sun.....it shines on enough.........

Rude heckler “awww STFU the only light in my God-damned life is this lighter to spark another cancer stick, you’re a phoney baloney wannbeezey street Jeez! Get your face out of my face before I start making you see stars and not the moon you little bitch!!”

Conscientious Heckler-Heckler :- “ (Snaps the Heckler’s Fibula) WHY YA GOTTA BE SO BLESSEMISTIC DIRTY ANALHOLE!!?? The man said Praise!!! (Snaps the hecklers tibia) NOW PRAISE!!!” 😃😁
blessemistic by Treebonics January 6, 2019

Bleshéd 

Bless you. Especially as a response to sneezing.
Guy: “ACHEW!!”
Gal: “Bleshéd”
Guy: “Thank you”
Bleshéd by PuduPuda March 26, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026