Beshemoth 

1

A beshemoth is a large, tall woman that is built like a brick shithouse. The feminine verson of "behemoth".

2

A woman of that stature that behaves like she was subjected to an unwanted chili-powder enema.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the concert but the beshemoth of a security guard was blocking it!!!!

Beshemoth by LordKOTL February 21, 2005

Behemoth 

Behemoth something very large or of great size and strength. Behemoth is commonly associated with a very large and powerful creature.

In the book of Job Chapter 40 of the bible God refers to the Behemoth as a great creature of the land with unsurpassed strength and size.

Behemoth by Kevin Monroe February 8, 2004

burhemoth 

Burhemoth (Burr-hee-mawth)
Conjuction for: Behemoth Burrito; also spelt burrhemoth for emphasis.

A burhemoth is the result when you order a regular menu item but ad to or double the items already inside of it and the taco shop guy is forced to use a second (or more) tortilla/s to accomplish the task of rolling it. Generally the resulting outcome is a 5 to 10lb burrito the size of a newborn baby or a 'behemoth' burrito.

Making one is easy l, but eating it is another story... but needless to say if you like the taco shop you bought it at... it will be epically delicious.

Me: I want a California Burrito with extra beans-
Barrista: It doesn't come with beans, do you want to ad beans?
Me: yes, ad beans and I want extra sour cream and guac as well and make sure they ad extra beans to that... and American Guac not Mexican.
Barista: Ok...

15 minutes later

Barista: <laughs>

Me: what?
Barista: oh nothing, that's just a huge burrito.
Me: I know right, it's a burhemoth.

burhemoth by Muttemor October 29, 2017

Behemoth bitch 

Any huge lady who has full control over her husband.

1-yo,nigga...that behemoth bitch in the movie 'Norbit' is an ideal wife according to all the dumbass feminists.Yo better watch ya fine ass while choosin' ya chick.

Behemoth bitch by Lee Ons July 21, 2011

Behemoth 

Behemoth is an Extreme Death Metal band that comes from Poland. They play some of the heaviest and harshest music ever heard by human ears. Their lyrics are also quite insane.

Behemoth has a guitar player named Nergal who is one of the most skilled artists in Metal.

Behemoth by Cannibalistic Bastard March 23, 2005

brohemoth 

1. a friend who is down for life and has an extreme weight/height size advantage over the general population.

2. something of monumental stature in a friendship.

Mike: "have you seen how big Jake has been getting since he's been using brazilian shark testosterone??!"

Jason: "word. brohemoth's getting swole."

Sean: "just wanted to say thanks for buying me that lap-dance from that circus contortionist for my birthday the other week. on a scale of 1-10, it's brohemoth."

Paul: "ain't no thing."

brohemoth by concussionme August 22, 2009

Behemoth cheeks 

Cheeks of the behemoth complexion

Wow sir those sure are some fine BEHEMOTH CHEEKS may I stroke them?

Behemoth cheeks by Anglo saxon egg November 2, 2017