Something that happens to anime characters (particularly males), outside of hentai, when they are confronted with a sexually exciting situation.
by Tal April 18, 2005
Nose bleed seats are seats far away and high up on the stands. It comes from the real nose bleeding which occurs at actual high altitudes.
1: Did you see the Metallica concert. I was front row!!!
2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.
2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.
by Naruto Phreek September 1, 2005
the anime version of an erection (well, in most anime thats appropriote for ages 16 and below), were a male character will bleed profusely from the nose when sexually excited. seeing that girls dont have erections and they cant show her panties getting wet, girls experience extremely red blush across their faces.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 2, 2006
when you are speaking in a different language rather than your native and you are running out of words
example is an American tourist in China talking to the native Chinese that do not speak English and the American has limited Chinese words.
example is an American tourist in China talking to the native Chinese that do not speak English and the American has limited Chinese words.
The American talking to the Chinese guy is having a nose bleed while asking for directions to the Great Wall.
by kornchipgirl February 23, 2008
"I bought my daughter the Yearbook; £25!!! I almost had a nose bleed!"
or
A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook?
B: "Arg, nose bleed!"
or
A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook?
B: "Arg, nose bleed!"
by everyoneelseinthisthreadsucks June 13, 2008
You, You are a nose bleed
by DCORION April 10, 2017
The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.
Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.
Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.
Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!
by Chicko 123 February 20, 2009