nose bleed

Something that happens to anime characters (particularly males), outside of hentai, when they are confronted with a sexually exciting situation.

Being confronted with a naked Ryoko and Ayaka, Tenchi couldn't help his nose bleed

by Tal April 17, 2005

nose bleed

Nose bleed seats are seats far away and high up on the stands. It comes from the real nose bleeding which occurs at actual high altitudes.

1: Did you see the Metallica concert. I was front row!!!
2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.

by Naruto Phreek September 21, 2005

nose bleed

the anime version of an erection (well, in most anime thats appropriote for ages 16 and below), were a male character will bleed profusely from the nose when sexually excited. seeing that girls dont have erections and they cant show her panties getting wet, girls experience extremely red blush across their faces.

iruka sensei experienced naruto's sexy no jutsu and had a nose bleed

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

nose bleed

when you are speaking in a different language rather than your native and you are running out of words

example is an American tourist in China talking to the native Chinese that do not speak English and the American has limited Chinese words.

The American talking to the Chinese guy is having a nose bleed while asking for directions to the Great Wall.

by kornchipgirl March 8, 2008

Nose bleed

A phrase used to emphasise one's disbelief at stupidly high prices.

"I bought my daughter the Yearbook; £25!!! I almost had a nose bleed!"

or

A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook?
B: "Arg, nose bleed!"

by everyoneelseinthisthreadsucks June 13, 2008

Nose bleed

When a Women Walks With Her Head Up High, Confident and Knowing She's The SHIT

You, You are a nose bleed

by DCORION April 9, 2017

Nose bleed Thorat chop

punching someone in the nose then punching someone in the thorat until they collaspe..

I got into a fight. I punched him in the fucking nose until he was bleeding, then i choped him in the throat. Thats a nose bleed thorat chop call the fucking ambulance..

by Stacky Warbucks October 24, 2015