Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion
Blastoise, go!
by Hugog November 19, 2019
When you are having sex with a female, and she is about to orgasm get a hose or two and squirt it into her vagina and ass and scream "Blastoise use hydrocannon!!"
by denser then you March 6, 2019
by Avery Fucking Price April 6, 2018
The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.
“Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”
“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”
“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”
by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018
To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.
by Dhakian December 29, 2016
by Dysduifjfg October 16, 2019
When you're having sex with a girl and you're about to nut and you scream "HYDRO PUMP" before you give her a creampie.
Guy 1 - "Yo I would totally give that girl a Blastoise"
Girl 1 - "Go get her then pussy, you won't"
Guy 1 - "Fuck you I'm gonna do it now!" *Leaves*
Girl 2 - "He's such a fuckboi lol"
Girl 1 - "Go get her then pussy, you won't"
Guy 1 - "Fuck you I'm gonna do it now!" *Leaves*
Girl 2 - "He's such a fuckboi lol"
by HoboJuice April 8, 2019