blarghaphooga Share definition Flag blarghaphooga is a common pronoun, meaning "what the hell?" of course it can also mean other things, such as as (as in "what the ass"). ::man falls out of hot air balloon onto mine field:: "blarghaphooga!" blarghaphooga by Mr. Penis YARRGGHHHH!!! May 15, 2006 Get the blarghaphooga mug.