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blame it on the goose 

an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances
Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"
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Blame it on the goose 

A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.
“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”
Blame it on the goose by Yjames August 19, 2022