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Sudden outburst of emotion; most commonly used with feelings of extreme frustration or boredom
1. Sitting at home staring at your computer bored out of ur mind..."BLAGWAR!!!"

2. People piss you off..."AHH BLAGWAR!"

blagwar by KateJac June 11, 2006
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Blaggarding 

Being mischievous and causing trouble wherever you go accompanied with shady characters of many types.
Liam and Jess were blaggarding down the canal on a Friday night with numerous shady characters they call there friends.
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blaggard 

From blackguard -- either concerning street urchins who would blacken clients' shoes, or from the house servants who worked in the dark quarters of the house: a person whose conduct or character is disgraceful, disgusting, morally unfit; a thief with evil intent; a contemptible scoundrel; a term of abuse; a foulmouthed person
I won't have that blaggard take one step in my quarters!
blaggard by William Thompson October 17, 2007
1. Old-fashioned English, properly spelled "blackguard" but pronounced "blaggard". Means a scoundrel or villain.
2. Thief
It's the only life we'll know, Blagards to the bone.
blagard by SpineRazor October 3, 2008

Blaggard 

A person of dubious morals, sometimes with villainous intent and suspicious plots.
More often than not in cahoots with other shady characters.
You are a fool and a blaggard!
Blaggard by 123lachlan July 1, 2006

Blaggard 

A villain, a rogue, an evil or "black-hearted" person, hence abreviated low brow U.K. style to "blaggard"
The blaggards marooned the crew, raped the women, and drowned the children.
Blaggard by ZydecoSteve August 7, 2005

bragware 

\Èbrag-wer\ noun

Hardware or software features that will rarely, if at ever, see any actual use by the person who owns it (showing off to buddies not counting as actual use), but which either sound cool, or are thrown in for no apparent reason other than to give the marketing department something to add to the bullet list of features on the packaging or press release.

Similar to vaporware, except that instead of being something non-existent which is hyped, bragware is something that is hyped but you wonder why anyone would ever make it in the first place.
This GPS receiver has a great screen, the direction "reading" is well done, and the maps are excellent, but the built in map light is just bragware -- how often would anyone really use it?

Why on Earth would anyone put an MP3 Player in an electric screwdriver? I know they're dirt cheap to make now, but it's really just bragware, isn't it?
bragware by .NatCh June 3, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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