blagwar

Sudden outburst of emotion; most commonly used with feelings of extreme frustration or boredom

1. Sitting at home staring at your computer bored out of ur mind..."BLAGWAR!!!"

2. People piss you off..."AHH BLAGWAR!"

by KateJac June 11, 2006

Blaggarding

Being mischievous and causing trouble wherever you go accompanied with shady characters of many types.

Liam and Jess were blaggarding down the canal on a Friday night with numerous shady characters they call there friends.

by I am a swimmer and laughs alot February 12, 2013

blaggard

From blackguard -- either concerning street urchins who would blacken clients' shoes, or from the house servants who worked in the dark quarters of the house: a person whose conduct or character is disgraceful, disgusting, morally unfit; a thief with evil intent; a contemptible scoundrel; a term of abuse; a foulmouthed person

I won't have that blaggard take one step in my quarters!

by William Thompson October 17, 2007

blagard

1. Old-fashioned English, properly spelled "blackguard" but pronounced "blaggard". Means a scoundrel or villain.
2. Thief

It's the only life we'll know, Blagards to the bone.

by SpineRazor October 3, 2008

Blaggard

A person of dubious morals, sometimes with villainous intent and suspicious plots.
More often than not in cahoots with other shady characters.

You are a fool and a blaggard!

by 123lachlan July 1, 2006

Blaggard

A villain, a rogue, an evil or "black-hearted" person, hence abreviated low brow U.K. style to "blaggard"

The blaggards marooned the crew, raped the women, and drowned the children.

by ZydecoSteve August 7, 2005

bragware

\Èbrag-wer\ noun

Hardware or software features that will rarely, if at ever, see any actual use by the person who owns it (showing off to buddies not counting as actual use), but which either sound cool, or are thrown in for no apparent reason other than to give the marketing department something to add to the bullet list of features on the packaging or press release.

Similar to vaporware, except that instead of being something non-existent which is hyped, bragware is something that is hyped but you wonder why anyone would ever make it in the first place.

This GPS receiver has a great screen, the direction "reading" is well done, and the maps are excellent, but the built in map light is just bragware -- how often would anyone really use it?

Why on Earth would anyone put an MP3 Player in an electric screwdriver? I know they're dirt cheap to make now, but it's really just bragware, isn't it?

by .NatCh June 3, 2011