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Black Fuck 

(Noun) A real nigga who is always down to get drunk af, do some coke and go blast on a nigga

(Noun) A term of endearment that comes off as a derogatory term, often confused with 'fucking black'

(Verb) Two baboons fucking
"Shitttt man, you see how Dante handled that mothafucka? Popped that bitchass right in the face! Dante is a real black fuck!"

"I was telling my pastor, 'yo that nigga Ted is a real black fuck! I love Ted!' My pastor was like, 'What the fuckkkkkk? This nigga cray!'"

"Shit bitch, I was walking through the park the other day, about to hit the crack piece, and I see this black fuck going on! And these niggas were going at it!"
Black Fuck by blorpy October 20, 2016

black fuck incest would cum in my ass 

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"

black as fuck 

Super black. Blacker than the blackest of blacks. So black that they've gone through life black and come out white. Black enough to play League of legends.
"Yo, did you say that guy?"
"What guy?"
"The black guy."
"Oh, yeah. He's black as fuck."
black as fuck by dat spelling doe November 21, 2013

fuck the black keys 

a sure way to piss spencer underwood off
“wow fuck the black keys” “aHHHHH”
fuck the black keys by mar432001 November 4, 2019

fuck busta black 

moderator here fuck off with your buster black bullshit post
fuck busta black and the idiot that keeps posting about him
fuck busta black by jdflklmwegv November 18, 2019

Fuck A Black Nigger In The Arse Day 

This day is on the 2nd of March since the 2nd of March is Black People's day so we must give them support and appreciation by fucking them on their special day!
"Yo what you doing today?"
"Fucking a black nigger in the arse, why?"
"Ah yes, same because you know what day it is...FUCK A BLACK NIGGER IN THE ARSE DAY!"

Fuck A Black Nigger In The Arse Day! 

This day is on the 2nd of March since the 2nd of March is Black People's day so we must give them support and appreciation by fucking them on their special day!
"Yo what you doing today?"
"Fucking a black nigger in the arse, why?"
"Ah yes, same because you know what day it is...FUCK A BLACK NIGGER IN THE ARSE DAY!"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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