Black & Decker

The stoner survival kit.
Black = the pipe
& = the marijuana
Decker = the ignition source (lighter, magnifying glass, etc...)

Also know As: B&D

"you man you got the black & decker for the hike man"

by Radio-Active Vanilla Drink November 18, 2011

Black & Decker

Directions for a running (Doggy Style) move for those people who have a Hair Lip: (Hair Lip - End result of final location in sex of people with 40-40 vision or less)

You're Kidding Right???

by Steve Mudd April 22, 2005

black & decker pecker wrecker

A female with braces on her teeth.

I wouldn't let that black & decker pecker wrecker go down on me.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

Black & Decker pecker wrecker

An African American prostitute with braces

This black hooker I picked up once started to blow me and it killed. I later realized she was a Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

by bhainchode June 25, 2009

Black & Decker Blowjob

Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.

She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.

Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.

by Rapture333 May 10, 2010

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

by s3333xy July 11, 2010

Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

A girl or woman that drags her teeth down the shaft of your sausage! Usually a super annoying immature girl who you just invite over because she lets you dump your nuts in her box! Often! Typically only good for pumping semen into her various holes. 'She ain't picky'! Because when it comes to her going down on you, She'll put more marks on your "lil-man" than a cheese grater would to a block of parmesan! The second most worthless individual in the history of people! A dumb enough girl to not quite get the fact that when her teeth slide down the shaft of your rod, it is an unpleasant feeling for the guy!But yet you keep her on as a call girl, so to speak, She would do anything for you! Devotion is her strongest quality, She is everything in a lover you could ever ask for, Except she never learned the art of head!

Wow, Clara went down on me last week, who'd of known she's such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker, It felt like I stuck my cock in a professional grade meat grinder! & she turned it on & walked off! Such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker!

by Hammitch July 31, 2016