black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

by James Lowe November 21, 2007

black hole

n. - asshole, poop-chute, cornhole

Jim: Do you hook up with Lynn last night?

Carl: Yeah...she's freaky. I'm normally not into butt sex but her black hole was so fine it just sucked my wang up in there.

by Tryky July 11, 2005

BLACK HOLE!!!

A swirling vortex which spews blood and ninja gore when a ninja mikes creating the most obnoxious sound ever. *Origin: N+

"BLACK HOLE!!! count it"

by Araballz January 25, 2009

Black Hole

A fun thing to do in your free time!

(i'm not gay tho!1!111!)

"Yo me and my bros ate a black hole yesterday!"
"Yo that's sick bro!"

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

black hole

A black hole is a region of spacetime from which nothing can escape, not even light.

black hole is formed from a large cloud of gas which collapsed and broke up into individual stars.

by Dert August 31, 2005

black hole

a scientific myth that is grounded on the so-called lorentz' contraction (the idea that space gets distorted). it contradicts the POV (persistence of vision, the idea that space only appears to get distorted, because time takes a while to travel).

noone's ever seen a black hole. all the pictures the academia presents are digital artworks.

by sabicu November 10, 2013

Black hole

Valerie Holloway's vagina. A very large vagina, mainly of a whore.

God, Valerie is such a whore, you can feel the rush of air when she spreads her legs cause of her black hole vagina.

by Martiaaaan August 27, 2009