-noun
1. A brand name for a miniature "pocket-sized" microwave marketed to college students, homosexuals and the morbidly obese by GE.
2. Franco-dutch for "Dick-fucker" or alternatively, "monster-fucker." This unfortunate poorly-researched naming scheme lead to the loss of the European market.
Dutch:
"He biteneuker, kok me wat pizza rollen in de BiteNuker!"
English:
"Hey dick fucker, cook me some pizza rolls in the mini-microwave!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)