bitchmuffin

A confusing, endearing/insulting name given to someone that you really like, but who occasionally pisses you off. Everyone hates bitches, but everyone loves muffins. Bitchmuffin.

Brian: "Yo that girl Nicole is such a bitchmuffin"
Rett: "Yeah, I love her like muffins, but she can go buckwild sometimes"

by buttshex November 8, 2009

bitch muffin

sone one who acts like such a bitch (see bitch) that you want to take a huge muffin and shove it up their ass.

Marshall stop being such a goddamn bitch muffin!

by billy joe bob April 22, 2005

bitch muffin

A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.

That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.

by VanillaIsMyBro May 13, 2011