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Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.
Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.
Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

dumb bitchitis 

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.
"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

bitchitous 

the disease little league all stars get when they get rocked on varsity
casey told coach his arm hurts, i said hes got bitchitous

Bitchitis 

An illness originating from weakness, some symptoms include wanting to go home early, complaining A LOT, freaking out for no reason, over exaggerating, and loss of humor. Although some say it is not contagious, spending time with an "infectee" you will begin to experience symptoms and the more time spent the symptoms will elevate.
Man he sure does have bitchitis today, he must have caught it from mike when they were wrestling.

severe bitchitis 

A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon
'Isis has been bitching about everything recently'
'Yeah bro, I think she's got severe bitchitis'
severe bitchitis by anonymous April 8, 2021

Psycho Bitchinesis 

A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.
Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?

Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!

Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???
Psycho Bitchinesis by Skybo67 October 12, 2009