A "Bitch"

one who does laundry, cleans the counters, makes the bed, makes the waffles, enjoys being slapped in the face with huge nuts, enjoys giving blumpkins, does the dishes, is constantly naked around the house, will never shart, and never speaks.

A "Bitch" is a good thing to have by your side.

by scotty j nukka February 20, 2006

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What a wanna-be alpha male calls a woman who will not have sex with him.

Dude: "So, ya wanna suck my dick?"

Woman who, until she says this, is either a whore, slut, alpha female or prized piece of ass: "No."

Dude: Sneers, "I bought you a drink ya fuckin' Bitch! What the hell's the matter with you?"

by Elder_8 July 31, 2009

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a bunch of slutty hoes that decide to back stab everyone that isnt exactly like them REMY is a complete example of that she hates soo many people for no god damn reason.

remmy is an ass fucking BITCH

by xtreme June 28, 2003

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A girl who trys to "keep it real" too much but ends up coming off as a mean jerk. A bitch has a couple fake friends who she could loose at any second and she usually never realizes this. Every grade has a popular bitch who everyone pretends to like.

girl1: You know that Lucy Stuart girl?

girl2: YEAH shes a bitch! She told me my shirt was ugly because she wanted to keep things real, even though she still talks shit about everyone.
girl1:Yeah. Whatever, what goes around comes around bitches!

by youknowyouloveme123 March 19, 2011

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What all humans are.

BoyA- I'm tired on my stupid bitch of girlfriend. I think I wont tell her and cheat on her instead. :D

GirlA- Oh hey that guy is cute..but I already have a boyfriend. ..Oh well! He wont know! =3 *flirts with other guy*

They are what you would call a bitch.

by A Cute Little Angel July 14, 2008

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