biscuit dough
Since big corporates have stolen our bread and cake for decades as their profits, throw them their biscuit dough.
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BiscuitDoughJones
Slang for pockmarked midget with a cellulite dimpled ass.
To be a BiscuitDoughJones, you have to be 1) really short, 2) have a really messed up Freddy Krueger looking acne scarred face, 3) have so much cellulite on your ass and thighs that you look like a walking bag of cottage cheese.
It also helps if you have comparatively small boobies, to increase the hilarious factor. Most BiscuitDoughJoneses have attempted suicide but have not (yet) succeeded.
To be a BiscuitDoughJones, you have to be 1) really short, 2) have a really messed up Freddy Krueger looking acne scarred face, 3) have so much cellulite on your ass and thighs that you look like a walking bag of cottage cheese.
It also helps if you have comparatively small boobies, to increase the hilarious factor. Most BiscuitDoughJoneses have attempted suicide but have not (yet) succeeded.
BiscuitDoughJones by killyourselfbizkit May 9, 2008
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BiscuitDoughJones
1. Biscuitdoughjones is a hatchetface skank who has a nose like a pig. Biscuitdoughjones lives in Memphis. Biscuitdoughjones is an unemployed, untalented "makeup artist" who never works and has nothing better to do than sit and type on gossip blogs all day long. Biscuitdoughjones never went to college because she was too stupid and barely graduated from high school. Biscuitdoughjones' last name is BACON, for which she was mercilessly mocked as a child, teenager, and adult. It doesn't help that she has the round, chubby face and porcine features of a third-prize winning hog, either. Biscuitdoughjones sounds like a trailer trash hillbilly when she speaks. Biscuitdoughjones has a big black moustache that she shaves every week. Biscuitdoughjones is a slut when possible, but it's gotten harder for her since the weight gain.
2. Pock-marked midget
3. looks like Lily Taylor's ugly older sister
2. Pock-marked midget
3. looks like Lily Taylor's ugly older sister
Person 1 - "I heard that Biscuitdoughjones has been committed three times and that she has to take five different pills every day just to stand being her."
Person 2 - "Well damn, can you blame her? I mean, look at her."
Person 3 - "I heard she has warts on her cooter."
Person 1 - "Hahaha..yeah."
Person 2 - "Well damn, can you blame her? I mean, look at her."
Person 3 - "I heard she has warts on her cooter."
Person 1 - "Hahaha..yeah."
BiscuitDoughJones by toodleloo May 9, 2008
Biscuitdoughhandsman
A bitch ass nigga fucking tit lickin badass of centuries of humankind. He is so fucking dank, that Gabe Newell gives him 100% off life. He's a fucking dirty dank swag bucket master, and a king. A kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. A kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. A kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Bubs: So, describe to me what the perpetrator looked like.
King of Town: Had a head like a big ol, round ol...
Bubs: Okay.
King of Town: ...red ol...
Bubs: Uh-huh.
King of Town: ...nasty ol egg.
Bubs: I see.
King of Town: And hands looked like biscuit dough!
Bubs: Uh-huh. Is this the man?
Coach Z: It was Biscuitdoughhandsman, I knew it!
King of Town: Had a head like a big ol, round ol...
Bubs: Okay.
King of Town: ...red ol...
Bubs: Uh-huh.
King of Town: ...nasty ol egg.
Bubs: I see.
King of Town: And hands looked like biscuit dough!
Bubs: Uh-huh. Is this the man?
Coach Z: It was Biscuitdoughhandsman, I knew it!
Biscuitdoughhandsman by Manuele Pepe October 10, 2017
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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