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bored bird 

A person has nothing to do jus try’s to get you mad and get lots of attention and who’s mostly a girl.
Why are u being sick a bored bird ?
bored bird by Jcool456 June 29, 2018

Birdboxed 

We decided to watch a movie, but it turned out to be a rehash of "The Happening." We got birdboxed so hard.

We thought it would be a good idea to go to the bar, but we totally got birdboxed when it turned out to be beer pong night...

We thought it would be a good idea to go to Chick Fil A but when we arrived, we forgot it was a Sunday. Birdboxed yet again....
Birdboxed by notinventedhere January 4, 2019

Birdboxed 

When you walk into something because you couldn't see it. Example - Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night, or being blindly hit with something.
I have a black eye from being birdboxed by the softball.

I bed post birdboxed me last night and broke my toe.
Birdboxed by Phomey January 4, 2019

Birdboxed 

When you're giving a man a blowjob and he nuts over your face covering your eyes. you then have to blindly try and find a towel.
Last night I was blowing my boyfriend and he birdboxed me
Birdboxed by DarlingTatorTot January 6, 2019

birdboxed 

Getting a handy while blindfolded...turns out the dude was blind....turns out it was a dude.
“Oh fuck that feels great. Do you use lotion on your hands?”

*opens eyes*

*OH FUCK GREG NOT AGAIN! Get the walkin’ cane and bounce the fuck out of my room. You just BirdBoxed me you sly son of a gun
birdboxed by gudy robert January 4, 2019