Bird Boxed

A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.

During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....

by Mr David February 9, 2019

bored bird

A person has nothing to do jus try’s to get you mad and get lots of attention and who’s mostly a girl.

Why are u being sick a bored bird ?

by Jcool456 June 29, 2018

Birdboxed

When a casual decision ends in disaster

We decided to watch a movie, but it turned out to be a rehash of "The Happening." We got birdboxed so hard.

We thought it would be a good idea to go to the bar, but we totally got birdboxed when it turned out to be beer pong night...

We thought it would be a good idea to go to Chick Fil A but when we arrived, we forgot it was a Sunday. Birdboxed yet again....

by notinventedhere January 4, 2019

Birdboxed

When you walk into something because you couldn't see it. Example - Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night, or being blindly hit with something.

I have a black eye from being birdboxed by the softball.

I bed post birdboxed me last night and broke my toe.

by Phomey January 4, 2019

Birdboxed

When you're giving a man a blowjob and he nuts over your face covering your eyes. you then have to blindly try and find a towel.

Last night I was blowing my boyfriend and he birdboxed me

by DarlingTatorTot January 6, 2019

birdboxed

Getting a handy while blindfolded...turns out the dude was blind....turns out it was a dude.

“Oh fuck that feels great. Do you use lotion on your hands?”

*opens eyes*

*OH FUCK GREG NOT AGAIN! Get the walkin’ cane and bounce the fuck out of my room. You just BirdBoxed me you sly son of a gun”

by gudy robert January 4, 2019