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bionic seahorse 

the bionic seahorse is a sex position featured in dane cook's vicious circle. it is the move in which the man raises one of his legs (as if he were stretching his quads), holds on to his foot, and does the motion of a seahorse moving through the water.
i totally cheated on tina with martin who can totally do the bionic seahorse
bionic seahorse by steve liu November 19, 2007

Bionic Seahorse 

An act of sex where the man pulls his legs behind his head and puts his penis in between them so it juts outward. Then the woman rides the penis until she has an orgasm.
Man: Hey baby, you wanna bang?
Woman: Eh, what can you do?
Man: I can pull off the bionic seahorse
Woman: Oh my goodness, lets bang right here in the bar

Bionic Seahorse 

Preferred pool activity of Megan Huber and Andrew Tuwiler.
Also know as the most magical sex position to be performed in a pool
it is done by spreading females legs and place upon the males shoulders the rest is simply the prefer ed mating method.
;D
Variations include : Semi-bionic Seahorse, the Whoping Seahorse, and the Wobbling Seahorse
"Bro, that was the best bionic seahorse ever. I had the bitch in the pool for 2 hours , seahorsing me all the way" :D
Bionic Seahorse by MEGAN :D August 20, 2011

Bionic Seahorse 

The act of getting on your knees and giving oral sex whilst flapping your hands.
Yesterday, I got my girlfriend to do the Bionic Seahorse.
Bionic Seahorse by kiralight45 August 31, 2010

Bionic Seahorse 

A sexual position in which the person who will be penetrated puts their legs behind their head. After doing so the person who will do the act of penetrating commences with penetration.
She's really flexible man, she can do a Bionic Seahorse!!!
Bionic Seahorse by Syd Manson December 28, 2009

Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse 

The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.
" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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