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bilsland

A man, usually Jewish, with a very small cock
Girl - that guy you were with last night, what was he packing?

Girl - not much, he was a Bilsland
by Fillis February 8, 2014
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Be a Bisland

1. Being exceptionally rich, but trying to hide it by living in a terribly middle-classed town.

2. Being a complete jerk to poor people.
John: Hey, wanna help me at the local soup kitchen tomorrow?

Steve: No thanks, I've got better things to do.

John: Wow, way to Be a Bisland.
by NotThatA October 25, 2011
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Bilslendium Theory

A theory that dinosaurs were intelligent beings from another galaxy that ruled the earth from the Triassic through the Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic Era.
Upon discovery that the earth would be struck by a meteor roughly 60-160 kilometers in diameter, most of dinosaurs left the planet in giant mother ships before the "shit hit the fan."
The remainder of the population, mostly stoner's and hippie dinosaurs stayed behind to philosophize the meaning of life and what the fuck a Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex is.
The meteor struck and the remaining dinosaur population was completely wiped out. We now ponder, with their brothers and sisters extinct, when will they return...
Did you know "The Land Before Time" was based on the Bilslendium theory? Fuckin unreal!
by Irmr2 January 17, 2011
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Bisland

A sexy bitch of a babe who turns heads of man, woman and beast alike when she walks by, usually due to the perfect swagger and sway of her perfect ass and legs.
Good God, there's a bisland I'd like to verb!
by lungpigg November 7, 2008
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billandero

Billandero: Pizzaboy, what do you know?
Billandero nigga
by vrab November 2, 2024
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