Big thighs

The best gift that the god(s) have given to us. Something I would sacrifice my whole being for. The hottest aspect of a person is how big and muscular their thighs are.

Jack: Have you seen Michael’s big thighs?

Liam: Yes, those badonkers make me want him to squeeze my face between his voluptuous, absolutely curvaceous, warm head comforters!..

Big thighs by gooseswan August 31, 2022

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Big thighs Fandhul

A goofy but sometimes quote unquote "vulgar" term used to describe a Fandhul (Primordial) prediction that looks like it has big thighs BEFORE the actual one released.

Man 1: *laughs like Squidward* Big thighs Fandhul! *laughs again*
Man 2: I'm gonna goon to my own Fandhul prediction!
Man 1: WAIT DON'T DO I- OOHH JESUS CHRIST!!!

Big thighs Fandhul by MikotheCornslopper1500 December 28, 2025

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big boi thighs

If someone has big boi thighs you go up to them and "fall" and if they're nice, they will ask," Are you okay?" and if they do, try to get to know them and if this works, you will maybe become friends.

you "trip and fall." omg, are you okay?" you: yeah, I'm fine, thanks for asking. Usually people see me fall and either laugh, or act like they don't see me. the girl with big boi thighs (or boy) : well, i'm not one of those people. you: umm, I don't actually have some where to be, so do you wanna hang out some time? the girl with big boi thighs (or boy): Sure, I'd love to. ( you should know the rest, I think?)

big boi thighs by I'm bored, again@ThatOneGuy46 April 22, 2023