The time from the first coldday, around October to February, where a girl need a man whose bigger to keep herself warm in those cold fall/winter nights.
During the months of April and May, any straight female without a boyfriend (open relationships don’t count) must go out and within the 2 month span, find a thick boy (ranging from a dude with a decent amount of fat on him to the most morbid of obese) and show him a good time (even for one night) or start a loving relationship with him because everyone else gets to have attention and love except for big niggas and that’s not fair. They deserve love too.
Ladies it’sbig nigga season, lets go find us a thick king 🤤
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!