The time from the first cold day, around October to February, where a girl need a man whose bigger to keep herself warm in those cold fall/winter nights.
During the months of April and May, any straight female without a boyfriend (open relationships don’t count) must go out and within the 2 month span, find a thick boy (ranging from a dude with a decent amount of fat on him to the most morbid of obese) and show him a good time (even for one night) or start a loving relationship with him because everyone else gets to have attention and love except for big niggas and that’s not fair. They deserve love too.