A dickheadhead teacher whos head so far up his fucking arse he might as well be wearing it as a hat. Prick of a guy whos bum licked by miss fucking Findlay who looks like a proxy.
Big Phil is a fat grumpy old man who is broke. He always has a stick up his ass and never lets anyone have any fun. He is the definition of dirt poor. This man cannot pay the bills and is 6 months behind on the house payment. He is top 5 biggest people in the world and loves his New York Yankees exclusive cigars. He lives in the homeless shelter.