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Big dosser 

A bone idle fork lift driver/ labourer…. Only works when the big boss is around …. Always skiving with a fag and on his phone.

Look at him tossing it off the big dosser
Big dosser by Big muffin man July 20, 2023
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Big Dosser 

There's no definition for Big Dosser. It just means you are a big Dosser.
"Kim and Blanco are big dossers"
Big Dosser by niddLerPT July 6, 2020

Big Dosser 

Kevin Kurth is a big dosser
Big Dosser by T_eazy December 21, 2020

Big Dosser 

An overweight public school and Oxbridge educated cad who has mastered the use of error, omission, exaggeration, diminution, equivocation and flat denial. He has perfected casuistry, circumlocution, false equivalence and false analogy. He is equally adept at the ironic jest, the fib and the grand lie; the weasel word and the half-truth; the hyperbolic lie, the obvious lie, and bullshit.
Nora: ooh look…look it’s Boris Johnson on the telly again isn’t he charming and funny?

Jack: you silly mare …do t you know a big dosser when you see one? Now bring in the washing from the front yard before it stops raining again!
Big Dosser by Jonny Rotton October 14, 2021

Big Fat Bum Dosser 

An absolute waste of space with no job,no aspirations, relies on everyone else and does fuck all with their life.

Generally a fat lazy twat.

Someone that would be happy to spend their life on benefits as opposed to doing a days work.
Go get a job you big fat bum dosser!
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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