Big spoon

Can't be a pussy nigga, no crying allowed. If you cry you have to be little spoon.

V was a lil crybaby so B took over the role of Big spoon.

by smellzabellza February 3, 2015

big spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Generally the man, or taller partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being big spoon," not "I like being the big spoon")

see also ladle.

While cuddling, Jenna prefers to be big spoon.

by Cosmo July 13, 2005

Big Spoon

A goonish New Jerseyite who collects debts, runs up on caucasian women, and enjoys rollin that grape dutchie on a semi regular basis. You can find him working 1 night a month in 1:28 Morgantown, WV bars. Interest include ducking fist, landlords, and baby Moovas. The name Big Spoon refers to his chili eating contest name, position in bed, or what he gets the honey out her pot with.

Who the hell is that with all the white girls around him ........it would be fuckin Big Spoon.

Call the cops ....Big Spoon is out side him

by Zack Tastic May 7, 2009

big spoon debacle

The awkward moment when lying in bed when one must decide which partner will be the big spoon or the little spoon. Generally, only occurs with same-sex relationships.

Rocky was shorter than his partner, Bulwinkle, but when Bulwinkle turned away, Rocky had to awkwardly figure out his next step in the big spoon debacle and reluctantly assumed the role of big spoon.

by Rocky Asif July 23, 2007

Big spoon in a microwave

It is like a spoon in the microwave (in that it kills you), except there is a massive person hanging dong behind you, creepily staring over shoulder.

Shit! I just wanted to put a spoon in the microwave, but now there is a big, burly, naked man behind me! Now it's a big spoon in a microwave!

by Delicious Sandwich February 2, 2022

big spoon little spoon

When spooning; the spooner on the outside with there back being untouched is known as the "big spoon" usually this person is bigger...The spooner on the inside with their stomach being untouched is the "little spoon" usually this person is smaller in some way.

While watching the 40 year old virgin, Timmy and I played big spoon little spoon on the couch

by quickdrawplay12 October 20, 2007

big spoon baby balloon

Part of the outrageous radio show - The Chris Morris Radio Show on Radio 1 (UK) - where, in one show, satirist Chris Morris (see The Day Today, Brasseye, Blue Jam) persuades his radio sidekick to borrow (steal) a baby from London's Oxford Street and take it back to the studio. It is then tied to two large helium ballons and tea strainers placed over its eyes in an attempt to make it look like The Fly. A game then ensues where the, now floating, baby is batted over the mixing desk with large spoons. The game is known as Big Spoon Baby Balloon and is soon to be an Olympic event.

Dude: I'm bored babysitting...lets play a game!
Patrick Bateman: Ok. But what will we play? Mind if I stick on my Huey Lewis CD by the way?
Dude: Yeah..go for it. Gimmie those balloons over...lets make this wee fucker fly! I'll teach him to shit on my couch!
Patrick Bateman: Cool... Big spoon baby balloon!! 1 nil!
Dude: What's with the axe....?

by Digitalnonsense November 9, 2006